Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Tuesday, March 3, 2009: My views on news-rage, opinions, and liberalism

News-rage about news-rage about news-rage: You may have thought it would never happen, but an amazing example of third-level news-rage fell into my figurative lap this morning. The story basically goes like this:
  1. TV reviewer rages (not news-rage, but still rage) at rubbish TV programme.
  2. TV executive rages at rubbish reviewing of rubbish TV programme.
  3. Herald reporter rages at rubbish criticism of rubbish reviewing of rubbish TV programme.
  4. News-rage journalist rages at rubbish reporting of rubbish criticism of rubbish reviewing of rubbish TV programme.
Basically, a TV reviewer at the Dominion Post in Wellington called TVNZ's Go Girls "painfully embarrassing to watch" and "so awful it made [another shit NZ programme] look good." In an excellent but isolated example of independent news-rage, Andy Shaw, bigwig in charge of commissioning programmes at TVNZ, made the logical response: he "made comments about reviewer Jane Bowron's appearance" (Positive or negative? We're not told.) and called the Dom Post "just a waste of good s*** paper". It is indeed an intriguing example of a situation where both sides of an argument are spot on - I mean, I haven't seen the programme, but come on... Of course, Shaw has found himself in the "s***" now - formal apology, probably an anger-management course, ten 'Hail Marys'. But I'm concerned that this is sending the wrong message - today's Herald also reports on a study carried out at Harvard that found that "showing your anger rather than repressing emotions is the key to a successful life at home and at work".

So perhaps if both Ms Bowron and Mr Shaw continue to let loose their anger, not only will our television and newspapers improve, but their home lives will be immeasurably richer. It certainly works for me.


Don't worry, things are fine: There are a couple of strange economic pieces today, in the wake of Friday's job summit. First, an odd, NZPA-sourced article talks about a report from the New Zealand Institute of Economic Research that claims the recession's effect on jobs will, despite dire warnings from all around, be "totally sweet". In an example of lazy journalism to rival just copying out a real estate agent's ad and calling it an article, someone at the NZPA has just quoted paragraphs of the NZIER report, and mixed them in with paraphrased paragraphs of the NZIER report. There seems to be no information about the organisation, and the NZIER website is just as dull as it sounds. Anyway, the headline of the article is "Jobs-first emphasis judged impractical", and it starts by saying that the groups is warning "it may not be possible to protect jobs during the downturn". It then says that probably employers won't make people unemployed, but then they might, but then they will all get their jobs back anyway eventually. Why any of this is an argument that the government shouldn't bother to try and stop people losing their jobs is beyond my expertise as both an economist and a reader of the English language. I don't care so much about the NZIER - this isn't an economics-rage blog - but I don't see any point in writing an publishing articles that are so inscrutable.

Right above it is an article entitled "Finding a niche in the midst of crisis", about businesses with niche markets doing relatively well despite, or because of, the recession. I'm not averse to a bit of good economic news, but it seems to me to be a bit like saying, "Icecream bandits stole all my icecreams, but at least they left me with one Eskimo Pie." Anyway, infrastructure "winners" include Avondale's Etel Transformers have added 30 new staff to meet the upsurge in demand caused by recession spending - well, that will make a serious impact on the 10,650 manufacturing jobs lost in the year to December. Walrus NZ is another company doing well by importing orthopedic braces to "unusual places such as Mexico and Switzerland". I have heard that, in Mexico, the men only come up to your knee and the women howl at the moon like wolves; in "unusual" Switzerland, women got the vote in 1971, and cuckoo clocks and racism are sources of national pride.


'The Liberal Party': The ACT party have a proud history of standing up for what they believe in - the great legacy of the giants of classical liberalism: John Stuart Mill, Thomas Paine, John Locke, and so on. Like that time when Richard Prebble changed his mind about government funding for the arts because the people in Wellington Central, where he was running for parliament, like going to the opera. Anyway, you may not be familiar with Paine's great work The Rights of Man - after all, you're not an ACT MP - but David Garrett is, so he should be. "We've got too hung up on people's rights," says Garrett, a claim that would possibly raise a few eyebrows in ACT HQ if they were actually 'The Liberal Party' and not a sorry collection of failures who should go and get into business if they love it so freaking much and who need National voters to give them a pity electorate vote even to get them into parliament...

Anyway, I seem to have lost my composure. *Ahem*. The occasion for Mr Garrett's claim is the legal opinion provided by the Attorney-General that ACT's proposed 'three-strikes' law may violate the part of the Bill of Rights that prohibits "cruel, degrading or disproportionately severe punishment." Mr Garrett was clearly a bit taken aback by this. As a former Sensible Sentencing trust legal adviser, he clearly has a massive hard-on for punishment, and to be knocked back by a member of the National government - they were supposed to be friends! - has obviously hurt his feelings quite badly. But on a serious note - what the hell? To be fair, he is willing to grant violent offenders the right "not to get tortured", which at least puts him a step ahead of his friends in the United States.


That's not an opinion: A couple of weeks ago, I wrote about Noelle McCarthy and her new (well, resited) column on the Opinion page of the Herald. Immediately I felt slight bad - she's clearly a decent writer, and I can't imagine it's her fault that her column was moved to the page where there ought to be actual discussion about actual things, rather than shoes. So this particular rage ought to be construed as aimed at whoever makes these decisions, rather than the lowly hacks who write the pieces. But come on! At least last week, although the article was about shoes, the shoes were a kind of metaphor (I am assured) for talking about the economic crisis. This week it's just about travelling around the bloody country visiting tourist spots! Again, I don't have anything in particular against the article itself - I can even see myself reading it, possibly in a glossy supplement, on a sunny Saturday morning on the deck, accompanied perhaps by a fine glass of Obikwa, fresh from the Tetra-Pak. But please, if there is one place where it shouldn't be it is on the Opinion page - it's not even a bloody opinion!

14 comments:

  1. Interesting that you chose not to asterisk out some letters when writing shit for the first time. Consistency?

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  2. Ah. Or, it could be that the first, uncensored time it was me saying 'shit' - look out for the square brackets! - and the other times I was quoting the Herald, which has a policy of censoring naughty words like s***, f***, and g****. I have no such policy, but I thought I would mock theirs.

    James - 1; Anonymous - 0

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  3. Although I suppose that there were square brackets in the original quote, so it may have been ambiguous.

    I'll allow a rematch.

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  4. "It is indeed an intriguing example of a situation where both sides of an argument are spot on". Brought a tear to my eye, my stomach still hurting from guffawing so loudly. I think we should look for more of these instances when both sides of an argument are bang on target. Also the whole situation needs a name that can be included in the next oxford dictionary (surely with Newsrage).

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  5. do let me know which parts of 'The Rights Of Man' say you have the right to repeatedly murder someone.

    Kthxbai.

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  6. I think its only possible to murder someone once.

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  7. Repeatedly murder?! we're not talking about Zombies, we're talking about humans

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  8. I have repeatedly murdered lots of people. In my head.

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  9. Yes the ACT party (or at least the vast majority of their members) are not liberal at all (Distinctions between classic liberal and neo-liberal just confuse the issue by the way). But your beloved (based on a former news rage piece) Green party is also not particularly representative of its supposed hue - namely environmentalism. It is stuffed full of socialists that are unashamedly anthropocentric.

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  10. I never said I loved the Green Party - I have in fact never voted for them - although I do think they generally get pretty rough treatment in the media.

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  11. How many people out there could really distinguish between classic liberalism and neo-liberalism? If anyone can explain it in 50 words or less, I have a nice shiny dollar that I'll donate to the charity of their choice (or the next pan handler to disrupt me on the way to lunch).

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  12. Well, for a start, I imagine that John Stuart Mill wouldn't have been quite so keen to kick poor people in the nuts.

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  13. I'll give you a dollar not to and discuss something else much more fun: Viva. I can't decide which is better, Viva or Vivawatch.

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  14. Had to upload the video to youtube before I could link to it, but here it is. Enjoy the humble asterisk. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNc7xMlkO88

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