Anyway, obviously the Herald would never do anything like run a front page report on a dog - certainly not after the savaging they would have got on DOG NEWZ...
Dum de dum.
Oh, a free glossy magazine, the Red Bulletin - aka a 100-page advertising supplement for Red Bull. John Key's nether regions. Something unimportant about Israel.
Oh, what's that on the bottom left?
"She's well kept, she's clean and she smells good," Mr Eagles said.
"Funnily enough, it's the second dog I've found at the top of the Harbour Bridge."
"I thought, 'How the hell would a penguin get up here and nobody see it until it's right at the top of the bridge?"'