Right. In other news, when will politicians take seriously the epidemic of CAKE?
Education authorities are warning of a deadly choking game that has reached New Zealand.
The fad, which has plagued America and Britain for years, has now made its way to Hawke's Bay playgrounds, Hawke's Bay Today reported.
[...] Campaign group Games Adolescents Shouldn't Play said up to 458 children in the US and 86 in Britain had been killed this way.
It was known by several names including "space monkey" and "funky chicken".
Meanwhile, headline of the day: