From the headlines

Out-of-context headline of the day:

From the front page:

"Dog and fish deaths may have different causes, say scientists"

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Recession-friendly headline of the day:

"Imaginary friends boost language skills - study"

If imaginary friends can do that, just think of what imaginary doctors could do for waiting lists.

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Frowny-face of the day:

"Class cuts leave migrants out in cold"

"Reza Sarkheil says he is worried about the future of migrants if training organisations are forced to close."

Wait, how about these migrants?: